Legend has it that vampires, being the tough creatures they are, can be
killed only by driving a stake through their heart. Of course, one could
just expose them to sunlight too, but that is hardly fun and lacks the
personal touch. Sprinkling holy water is good too, but that only makes
holes in the vampires - doesn't quite kill them off.

Whenever I see a Raja *hearts* Rani message at random places, I think
Rani is a vampire and Raja wants to put an arrow through her heart to
finish the cursed creature off.

The new Reliance mobile phone ad where these two idiots have drawn
something similar on a crumbling pillar at a picturesque spot on the way
to Shimla, for example. It makes me want to drive a stake through their
hearts.

We have enough defacing of public property without having big brands
romanticizing such vandalism.